September 15, 2003
THE AXIS OF NAUGHTY RULES. (If you're wondering what all this silliness is about, read this. Or, if you're smart, ignore the whole thing!)
UPDATE: And whatever you do, don't go here and click on the link.
ANOTHER UPDATE: D'oh! Now the Alliance has won! Oh, wait -- I foresightfully joined the Alliance on Friday, so I'm still on the winning side! Say, maybe there's something to this whole French approach after all. . . .