July 22, 2008
A PREDICTION: If Barack Obama is elected President, he'll be far more warlike than President Bush, and far more warlike than his pre-election rhetoric suggests. Because before he's elected President, attacks on America are just attacks on America. But after he's elected President, attacks on America will also be attacks on Barack Obama.
And Keith Olbermann will describe the mushroom cloud over Tehran as "awesome in its rampant Technicolor beauty."